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Suggest Revision: Her birthday suit is her pajamas She say, I didn't know your dick was a recliner.
 
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Suggest Revision: Fill you with so much lead you can use your dick as a pencil.
 
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Suggest Revision: I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened, that you have to come a ball out of that little whole at the tip of your dick. I was terrified! That's what I thought, you just...Bahh! And you push a ball out and she's screaming and there's blood everywhere...and you can only do it twice and then you're out of balls. That's what I thought. You come and have two babies, and then you just walk around with an empty sack for the rest of your life. Which turned out to be true...
 
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Suggest Revision: They do sell a lot of weird things in sex shops. They have this stuff called Mr. Big Cream. It says, 'Rub it on your dick and your dick gets bigger.' Great. Wouldnt your hands get bigger too?
 
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Suggest Revision: We wanted to do an early 90's R&B song. I think it was Jorma who said, 'What about giving a gift where you take the top off and your dick is through a hole?' I came up with an idea of the melody. Once we started recording, Justin took the reins and schooled us and made it a much better song. The dude is a hit maker; that's what he does. Color Me Badd has been brought up more as an inspiration because we're white. But we're drawing a lot on Jodeci and R. Kelly.
 
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Suggest Revision: Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! -Buffy Gilmore
 
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Suggest Revision: I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. -Schmidt
 
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Suggest Revision: Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Shut Up. I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick.
 
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