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Your Mama So Fat She Stepped On The Scale Quotes & Sayings
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.'
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'
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Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
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Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
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Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.
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Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
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Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.
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