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Youre Like A Shaved Duck Cold Quotes & Sayings
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I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very the....utic.
Vin Diesel
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Yeah and it aint morning but its late enough and I just showered I just shaved, I just straightened up. And Im tired of the games, we done played enough. I hope youre still coming cause Im waiting up.
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When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
James Whitcomb Riley
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I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
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You go out and perform every day, so you gotta take care of yourself, health-wise, as far as drinking enough water, getting enough sleep. Youre having after parties every day. Youre on the road, youre messing with women, youre doing this, youre doing that. Its crazy. I mean, it was a great experience, what can I say? I loved it.
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I told Luke, youre young, youre rich, and youre living in Beverly Hills. If youre not having the time of your life right now, I have failed you as a father.
Bill Walton
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Youre not getting cold fins now are you? -Ariel
The Little Mermaid
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Life is a mystery to eyes that are cold, open them wide, before youre too old.
Unknown
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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold, I dare not touch her my hand just froze.
The Rolling Stones
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You know what the duck said when their lover left them? "Quack!" I guess you can say that the duck quacked.
Unknown
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I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck.
Michelle Pfeiffer
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
Douglas Adams
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It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre fat. Youre all beautiful.
Gerard Way
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If youre young and youre watching this, you guys know what youre up against. Especially if youre a girl. Its s.., right? And even fifty years from now, Im guessing its a still a really big deal. Its awkward and threatening. And thrilling. But, in a way, its like s.. is the easy part. Giving your heart to somebody. thats the scary part.
Peyton Sawyer
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Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.
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If she picks you in duck duck goose, she wants the D.
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When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over you.
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Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.
Mitch Hedberg
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Youre not making my mistakes, Bella. You sound like youre scared silly, and Im guessing its because youre afraid of me. -Renee Dwyer
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The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a s..y pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself. My image was an issue at my record label. I fought for months and cried at meetings. I got criticized for being arrogant because if youre sure of yourself as a woman they say youre a bi... whereas if youre a man and youre strong-willed its normal.
Lady Gaga
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