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Youre So Black Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Youre scared of Leah, but youre best buds with the psychopath blonde? -Jacob Black
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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To be honest, because evidently they didnt like what I was doing, or what they thought I was doing. Thats how I look at it. Anytime youre Black and you got a little power, and youre trying to be successful and youve got money, just for some reason then here they come.
Big Meech
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Unknown
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If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?
Cher
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You go out and perform every day, so you gotta take care of yourself, health-wise, as far as drinking enough water, getting enough sleep. Youre having after parties every day. Youre on the road, youre messing with women, youre doing this, youre doing that. Its crazy. I mean, it was a great experience, what can I say? I loved it.
Ludacris
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I told Luke, youre young, youre rich, and youre living in Beverly Hills. If youre not having the time of your life right now, I have failed you as a father.
Bill Walton
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Black cards, black cars, Black on black, black broads. Whole lotta money in a black bag. Black strap, you know what thats for?
Jay-Z
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They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.
Mike Epps
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It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre fat. Youre all beautiful.
Gerard Way
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
Unknown
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If youre young and youre watching this, you guys know what youre up against. Especially if youre a girl. Its s.., right? And even fifty years from now, Im guessing its a still a really big deal. Its awkward and threatening. And thrilling. But, in a way, its like s.. is the easy part. Giving your heart to somebody. thats the scary part.
Peyton Sawyer
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Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.
Jeff Ross
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When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over you.
Chuck Palahniuk
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What do you call a black transformer? Optimus Crime.
Unknown
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Its awful. No privacy, no secrets. Everything youre ashamed of, laid out for everyone to see.
Jacob Black
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Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
Eric Cartman
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Youre not making my mistakes, Bella. You sound like youre scared silly, and Im guessing its because youre afraid of me. -Renee Dwyer
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a s..y pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself. My image was an issue at my record label. I fought for months and cried at meetings. I got criticized for being arrogant because if youre sure of yourself as a woman they say youre a bi... whereas if youre a man and youre strong-willed its normal.
Lady Gaga
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Reading between the lines, Id say she thinks youre a bit conceited, mate.
Sirius Black
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