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Suggest Revision: I have an awesome idea, but first I'll need a zebra, bungee cords, jello, and a partner in crime. Any takers?
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.
 
 George Jefferson quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.
 
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Suggest Revision: Coke on her black skin made a stripe like a zebra, I call that jungle fever.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dey suh ever tight. Fi hol yuh man everything is alright. Yuh nuh flobby like nuh par-boil rice. An yuh skin nuh full a no zebra stripe.
 
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Suggest Revision: Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bog-gglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' `Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic. `Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
 
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Suggest Revision: The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger, this is the ecological quivalent of franchised life-forms. Every place is the same place. Kudzu. Zebra Mussels. Water Hyacinths. Starlings. Burger Kings. The local natives, anything unique gets squeezed out. The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.
 
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Suggest Revision: The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger, this is the ecological quivalent of franchised life-forms. Every place is the same place. Kudzu. Zebra Mussels. Water Hyacinths. Starlings. Burger Kings. The local natives, anything unique gets squeezed out. The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.
 
 George Stephen quotes 
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Suggest Revision: A couple of weeks after that, Zebra Books phoned with an offer, and I accepted.
 
 Al Gore quotes 
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Suggest Revision: A zebra does not change its spots.
 
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