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Zip Your Pants Quotes & Sayings
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I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.
Taylor Momsen
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There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down.
Paul Erdos
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I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
Emily Procter
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I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.
Danny Mcbride
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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
Billy Madison
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A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison ten guys offered to stuff more snakes down his pants.
Jimmy Fallon
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If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
William Shatner
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I love a good zip line this time of year.
Pauly D
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I'm in K.C. pushin kicks with my ni... freeway rich I smoked a zip.
The Jacka
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Pants or no pants?
Lo Bosworth
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Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force...except occasionally.
Katherine Whitehorn
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Yo, look what I go threw I know youu want me to stay all night but I gotta flight. To the next state, cop me a zip.
The Jacka
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I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big sho.., a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the sho.. large.
Charlie Chaplin
3 Likes
I told em straight drop this and zip lock that right on my waist line is were I kept that strap yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Young Jeezy
17 Likes
Maybe men and women aren't from different planets as pop culture would have us believe. Maybe we live a lot closer to each other. Perhaps, dare I even say it, in the same zip code.
Carrie Bradshaw
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When someone with a rural accent says, I don't know much about politics, zip up your pockets.
Donald Rumsfeld
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If a person with a rural accent says 'I don't know much about politics,' zip your pocket.
Donald Rumsfeld
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Only if u got that sit tight, only if u got that wine fine. Only if u got that sip type, only if u got that mine bomb. Only if u got that Zip type.
Kirko Bangz
31 Likes
The young people look great on television. They're youthful and have a lot of zip and energy, but when you see them live, they can only do about 20 minutes because they haven't got the training to hold an audience for an hour and a half or so.
Tony Bennett
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But the good news is that out in the countryside, just about every place that's got a zip code has somebody or some group of people battling the economic and political exclusion that Wall Street and Washington are shoving down our throats.
Jim Hightower
3 Likes
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