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Crackpot
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Suggest Revision: that awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.
 
Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
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Suggest Revision: Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
 
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Suggest Revision: What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
 
AyoitzMegan
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Suggest Revision: Men wear the pants but the ladies control the zipper.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
 
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Suggest Revision: I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?
 
kyra.chelsea
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Suggest Revision: You may be the man in this relationship, but I control the zipper!
 
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Suggest Revision: First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
 
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Suggest Revision: I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
 
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Suggest Revision: I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
 
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