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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.

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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.

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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.

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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.

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I miss my friends, the fun we usually have in class, the jokes, the gossips but not the studying part.

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My mom was a little weird. When I was little she would make chocolate frosting. And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off.

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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

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Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.

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Jokes refer to funny or amusing narrations, conversations or statements which are cracked for the sole purpose of igniting laughter and to lighten a tense atmosphere. Jokes are meant for the sake of amusement and can be even witty at times. To crack a joke properly is not everybody’s cup of tea. Comedy and laughter are the sole purpose behind cracking a joke and people good at comedy can crack hilarious jokes which evoke a lot of laughter. In the words of Washington Irving, “Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.” Jokes should not be used for slandering others or for jeopardising the safety and integrity of the state.