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If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
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If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!
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Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there.
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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I'd rather stay on my low profile and be happy than...A higher profile full of stress...
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Better to be low profile in this world and work hard to get a high profile in the Hereafter.
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Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing.
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If I had to play only for people who liked the music because they heard it on the radio, it wouldn't make me happy. That's why I'm working so hard to have, yes, a profile as an artist, but also a profile as a DJ.
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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Just because the seasons are changing doesnt mean your bikini profile picture has to.
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Your FB profile says 'Single and ready to mingle!' ??? Sorry dude, you're just a 'Loner with a Boner.'
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If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
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Sol odolo drinking game: Open mutual female friend from high school's facebook profile and take one drink per profile pic with a sorority sister.
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Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture.
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Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like.
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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