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If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport.

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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

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Ooo, I got so much swag. That the people at the airport don't even wanna touch my bag.

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My nigga I keep it G and that's Gucci or that Gianni. I'm gettin' dressed for the airport to pose for the paparazzi.

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The airport paparazzi kind of wigs me out a little bit.

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Bitch please, if dicks could fly, your mouth would be an airport.

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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.

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I remember when I finished those, I was crying when I went back to get the plane, thinking, 'Oh that`s it, I`ll never be here again!' At the time, it seemed like a really big deal. I had all my friends seeing me off at the airport; we were all crying and they were all waving from the balcony. I was being an actor, and being really dramatic...it was very funny. But then three weeks later, I was back. I had no idea what I was getting myself into!

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I didn't want my kids having to pass through an airport named after their father.

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Police in California arrested a man who tried to smuggle songbirds into the US by strapping more than a dozen birds to his legs and trying to walk out of the Los Angeles airport. Police became suspicious when they noticed the man was twittering without a blackberry.

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Tuesday, May 21

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