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Suggest Revision: Life is complicated, stupid, confusing and annoying. Why couldn't I have been a squirrel?
 
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Suggest Revision: Groundhog Day: 'This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.'
 
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Suggest Revision: You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth
 
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Suggest Revision: I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.
 
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Suggest Revision: Yesterday, I was trying to do something productive with my day. I started off doing homework, which evolved into a stickman war in my English book. I tried to go for a run, but got destracted by a squirrel. I tried to help clean the house but ended up fascinated by the mouldy orange juice cartons which lay under my bed. I then tried to revise for a test, which soon elapsed into me writing comebacks at the teachers work comments in my exercise book. I then took a nap. This, however, was successful.
 
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Suggest Revision: I miss you like a squirrel misses his nuts.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
 
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Suggest Revision: Lil wayne and that squirrel climbin on yo tree outside look like twins.
 
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Suggest Revision: Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you like a squirrel monkey.
 
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Suggest Revision: The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take a squirrel living in New York now. That squirrel is being influenced by all past squirrels.
 
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