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Ted quotes Collection of quotes added by Ted. Ted Quotes About:  Funny   Dieting   Fitness Jokes   Funny Facebook Status   Being Fat   Jokes   Sex   Twitter   Sarcastic   Short   Clever Facebook Status   Words   Language   Questioning   Restaurants   Humor   Celebrity   Music   Silly   Restaurants   Jealousy   Cartoons   Humor   Bad Mood   Bitchy   Bad Day   Attitude   Annoying People   Witty Facebook Status   Poetry   Valentines Day   Arguments   Ugliness   Choice   Women   Facebook Status   Songs   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   Being Annoyed   I Hate You   Girls   Gay   Friends   Facebook   Witty   People   Nature   Weather  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 71 Quotes For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk. 596 up, 115 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Funny quotes   April Fools Day quotes   Facebook quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. 187 up, 27 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Facebook Status quotes   Being Annoyed quotes   Annoying People quotes   Keeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 0 up, 0 down heavenly_heather I thought I was the only one lol Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it. 137 up, 22 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Funny quotes   Karma quotes   Games quotes   Bad Karma quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail There's nothing more comfortable than sleeping while someone else gets ready for work. 71 up, 9 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Facebook Status quotes   Sleep quotes   Comfort quotes   Laziness quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.' 220 up, 27 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Witty Facebook Status quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Pornography quotes   Internet quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My car finally heats up when I reach my destination. 34 up, 3 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Facebook Status quotes   Winter quotes   Driving quotes   Being Annoyed quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I'm nice to the weird kid, so he'll spare my life when he snaps. 83 up, 8 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Sarcastic quotes   Being Kind quotes   Students quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 1 up, 0 down Kenyyaa_:D Im Nice TO The Quiet Kid So When He Gets Tired OF Kids Picking Him/Her Or when HE Gets Comfortable He Will Not Snap On ME..... Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes. 72 up, 5 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Doctors quotes   Time quotes   Dishonesty quotes   Being Annoyed quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad. 120 up, 38 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Clever Facebook Status quotes   Technology quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Its 2013 why does food still have calories... 43 up, 7 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Facebok Status quotes   New Year quotes   Wonder quotes   Food quotes   Humor quotes   New Years Day quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   3   4   5   6  ...  8   Next

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