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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey

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I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

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Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey

Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey

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I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins

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I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!

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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!

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There is a chemical in weed called

There is a chemical in weed called "fu.. it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.

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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

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How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.

How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.

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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.

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I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pus.. too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off... and I know why.

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I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the tow truck is pulling away... and I know why.

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I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I am a paraplegic... and I know why.

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I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.

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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.

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I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it next semester... and I know why.

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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.

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I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.

I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.

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A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

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