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Alcohol Quotes About Funny
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23 Alcohol quotes tagged with Funny.
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When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
Charith Thilina
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Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'
Unknown
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
Unknown
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Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
Unknown
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
Homer Simpson
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
Unknown
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
WC Fields
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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Scottish Proverb
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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living
Jean Kerr
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I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
Brendan Behan
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
Unknown
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Lady Astor
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