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Baby Quotes About Funny
13 Baby quotes tagged with Funny.
Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom...
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"
If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
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