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Bible Quotes About Funny
11 Bible quotes tagged with Funny.
Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...
When the powerful horses went out, they were straining to go throughout the earth. And he said, "Go throughout the earth!" So they went throughout the earth.
My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.
Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.
If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.
Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.
As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted."
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