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Breakup Quotes About Funny
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27 Breakup quotes tagged with Funny.
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Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
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Considering we met online, I feel it's totally appropriate to break up with you over email.
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At some point after sex, we really need to determine whose fault this was.
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It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.
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You are really starting to interfere with my being single.
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Let's have sex one last time again.
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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You're everything I've ever wanted in someone I don't want anymore.
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I'm just calling to make sure you still didn't want me to ever call you again.
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I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you.
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Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.
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My definition of insanity is doing you over and over again and expecting to have an orgasm.
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My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain.
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Just give me one more chance to prove the last five affairs I had meant nothing to me.
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
Kiara Sellars
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Don't get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because we were always told to give our toys to the less fortunate.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body
Hussein Nishah
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'All boys are the same.' said the 12 year old girl after her 3 day relationship ended.
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We interrupt this relationship to bring you football season.
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