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Christian Quotes About Funny
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36 Christian quotes tagged with Funny.
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Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Unknown
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A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well.
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Always remember that Hell is un-cool.
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Give your troubles to God. He'll be up all night anyhow.
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Remember, God has not gone on vacation and left you in charge.
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Love your enemies. They'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
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Don't knock procrastination. It saves lots of useful work.
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The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
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God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
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We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking only to learn that it is God shaking them.
Charles West
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With soap, baptism is a good thing.
Robert Ingersoll
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The trouble with some of us is that we have been inoculated with small doses of Christianity which keep us from catching the real thing.
Leslie Weatherhead
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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
Mark Twain
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Death stung himself to death when he stung Christ.
William Romaine
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Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to manuever you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop.
CS Lewis
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
Mark Twain
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You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.
Benjamin Jowett
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Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
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Life is uncertain, eat dessert first
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