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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
Nishan Panwar
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
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Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one.
Drake
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
Jarod Kintz
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Are you free tomorrow? No, I'm fu..ing expensive.
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Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook?
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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