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The Law of Scary Laws: For any behavior, policy or belief X, one's personal disapproval of X can be expressed as a scary law of the form: 'Those who fail to stand up to X will sooner or later find themselves at X's feet.'
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It can't be *pathological* lying if it preserves your health.
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Everybody wants to see the big picture. Nobody wants to smell the big scratch-and-sniff.
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The United States contains 5% of the world's population, yet uses 24% of the world's energy. On the other hand, the US produces 20% of the world's beer, but consumes only 12.8%. So it's not like the US isn't sharing.
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We ought not let aught be for naught.
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Upon our nation's moral fiber depends our nation's moral regularity.
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I never move my lips when I'm reading. But sometimes what I'm reading moves my lips.
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Just kidding; actually I *am* a robot.
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I'd criticize cultural appropriation, but that would require my appropriating a culture of criticism.
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Good virtual reality makes you forget you're virtually real.
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A definition of terrorism presupposes the terrorism of definition.
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Troubleshooting n. The practice of injecting trouble intravenously, typically performed by trouble addicts.
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Nobody knows how it feels to be me, except it.
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When you reach common ground, check to make sure you're not sinking.
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You go your way, and I'll go thine.
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An intelligence test measures one's ability to get out of having to take it.
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The Law of User Manuals: In the time it takes to read the user manual, the technology will have changed. Corollary of the Law of User Manuals: The shorter the user manual, the faster the technology will change while one is reading it.
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American n. (Ã-'mer-Ã-kÃn) A person who disbelieves in the existence of mericans.
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I wish I could be the dog my dog thinks I am.
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More die from subtle force trauma than from blunt.
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