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9 Fitness Jokes quotes tagged with Funny.

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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...

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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.

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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.

If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.

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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'

At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'

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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.

I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.

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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.

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