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Funny Quotes About Dieting
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15 Funny quotes tagged with Dieting.
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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, I'd be SO skinny!
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Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I cant stand cheating on you. Let's break up.
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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
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This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake...
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I'm on that 'I don't give a fu.. diet.' I've lost 10 assholes already.
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Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
Beth McCollister
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Number one rule of dieting: If it tastes good, spit it out.
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Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Joe E Lewis
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
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