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Funny Quotes About Friends
18 Funny quotes tagged with Friends.
That awkward moment when your friend is friends with the person you hate.
Awkward Moment quotes
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Cute Friend quotes
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
Lost Friendship quotes
The awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
Awkward Moment quotes
Being Single quotes
Relationship Advice quotes
If if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
Charles Caleb Colton
Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.
It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell?
It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.
F Scott Fitzgerald
You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
When the average man becomes thoroughly acquainted with himself, he ceases to wonder why has so few friends.
When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
H L Mencken
A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet.
If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap.
The art of giving advice to best friends is to make them believe that they thought of it themselves.
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
Dame Edna Everage
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Longtime Friend quotes
Funny Facebook Status
I Dont Want To Lose You
Mother In Law
9 To 5 Aint Wotking
A Baby Singing Song
Being In A Hurry
Birthday For Intelligent Friend
Hurts Me The Mos
I Miss The Feeling Of Havin
Intelectuals Do Thing
It Will Get Easier
Last Day With Y
My Aim In
Rhyming I Miss You
Sympathy For A Best Friend
When Your In A Relationship And Feel Alone
Why I Do Wrong
You Read What You Sew
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