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Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...

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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on earth...

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My Top 5 Exercises: 1. Jumping to conclusions 2. Flying off the handle 3. Carrying things too far 4. Dodging responsibilities 5. Pushing my Luck

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People fear what they don't understand: Change, Death, 4th grade math word problems. . .

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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

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If any of you need anything at all: too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.

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Carpe Diem - Or maybe this day doesn't like being seized. . .

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When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!

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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

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Humans have not fully evolved from idiots yet.

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Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook.

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Stay Positive.. Remember, falling on your face is still moving forward.

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Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won't tell your wife!

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In school they call it Bullying but at work they call it Upper Level Management.

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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.

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The world is full of idiots that is the best way to explain intelligence.

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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

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Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband.

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My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions

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