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Funny Quotes About Humor
332 Funny quotes tagged with Humor.
Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on earth...
My Top 5 Exercises: 1. Jumping to conclusions 2. Flying off the handle 3. Carrying things too far 4. Dodging responsibilities 5. Pushing my Luck
People fear what they don't understand: Change, Death, 4th grade math word problems. . .
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
If any of you need anything at all: too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.
Problem Solving quotes
Carpe Diem - Or maybe this day doesn't like being seized. . .
Carpe Diem quotes
Live For Today quotes
When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!
Mothers Day quotes
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
Being Wrong quotes
Humans have not fully evolved from idiots yet.
Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook.
Stay Positive.. Remember, falling on your face is still moving forward.
Moving Forward quotes
Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won't tell your wife!
In school they call it Bullying but at work they call it Upper Level Management.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Men And Women quotes
The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
The world is full of idiots that is the best way to explain intelligence.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband.
My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions
Bank Account quotes
Better Than You
Funny Facebook Status
I Love You So Much
It Is What It Is
Sad Break Up
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