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Funny Quotes About Intelligence
20 Funny quotes tagged with Intelligence.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE HEAD on their SHOULDERS!
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
INTELLIGENCE is like underwear...It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off.
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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
John Alexander Thom
He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
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