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Funny Quotes About Military
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12 Funny quotes tagged with Military.
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
Unknown
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Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.
Unknown
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If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.
Infantry Journal
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Five-second fuses only last three seconds.
Infantry Journal
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You, you, and you...panic. The rest of you, come with me.
US Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt
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Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.
Infantry Journal
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Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.
Gen Douglas MacArthur
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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
US Air Force Manual
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If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Infantry Journal
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Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.
USAF Ammo Troop
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When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
US Marine Corps
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx
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