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Funny Quotes About Time

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19 Funny quotes tagged with Time.

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There's no time like the present. Any time is better than now.

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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.

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I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body

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In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31

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If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.

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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

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Friendship quotes

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess

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The Present quotes

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet

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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess

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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet

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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

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Some people have the time but they don't have time while others have time but do not have the time.

Jacques Prevert

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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess

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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet

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The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.

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All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.

Thornton Wilder

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Happiness quotes

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

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