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Funny Facebook Status Quotes About Driving
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11 Funny Facebook Status quotes tagged with Driving.
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My stupid GPS can't find Rack City. bi....
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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I wish Google maps had an, 'Avoid The Ghetto Route' option.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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If Big Sean's voice was Siri's Voice on the iPhone 5...'Turn left boiiii...Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee.'
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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