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Funny Marriage Quotes About Humor
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15 Funny Marriage quotes tagged with Humor.
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I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
Ana Chable
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Marriage is a WORKSHOP. Where man works and woman shops!
Nishan Panwar
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
Nikhil Saluja
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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
Nikhil Saluja
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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
Ritu Ghatourey
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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
Nishan Panwar
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
Unknown
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A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
Unknown
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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
Hussein Nishah
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My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right.
Hussein Nishah
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Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
Unknown
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Unknown
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