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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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