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12 Happy quotes tagged with Funny.
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I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy.
Jarod Kintz
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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Mitch Hedberg
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I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
Woody Allen
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
Ronnie Shakes
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
Emo Philips
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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Unknown
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
David Richerby
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Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies.
EB White
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More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?
Tom Shales
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If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.
Anon
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Jack Handey
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Jack Handey
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