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Happy Quotes About Funny
12 Happy quotes tagged with Funny.
I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies.
More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?
If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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