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Hollywood Quotes About Funny
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21 Hollywood quotes tagged with Funny.
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In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
Rex Reed
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Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.
John Wayne
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Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.
William Faulkner
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They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.
Tallulah Bankhead
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Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.
Steve Martin
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In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Woody Allen
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You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
Joseph E Levine
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They've great respect for the dead in Hollywood, but none for the living.
Errol Flynn
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The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a fix every few years.
Steven Spielberg
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He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist.
Steven Spielberg
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The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Dorothy Parker
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There are only three ages for women in Hollywood -- Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.
Goldie Hawn
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Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
Lionel Barrymore
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.
Groucho Marx
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Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.
Marilyn Monroe
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I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.
Jamie Lee Curtis
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Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
Walter Winchell
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I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
Bob Hope
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It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.
Truman Capote
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The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you make. Hollywood is not really black or white. It's green.
Will Smith
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