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Humorous Quotes About Life
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21 Humorous quotes tagged with Life.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
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Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
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There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
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For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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The pesimist says: it cannot get any worse. The optimist joyfully exclaims: yes, it can!
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Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
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