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Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quotes
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6 entries tagged Funny quotes by Jerry Seinfeld.
Last updated Apr 2024
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I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Jerry Seinfeld
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
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