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Johnny Carson Funny Quotes
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6 entries tagged Funny quotes by Johnny Carson.
Last updated Mar 2024
Johnny Carson Topics
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Johnny Carson
11 Likes
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Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.
Johnny Carson
17 Likes
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
42 Likes
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson
23 Likes
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
244 Likes
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson
296 Likes
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