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Justmythoughts Quotes & Sayings
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Total quotes: 128
I Love You
Rent and bills paid. Food on the table. Gas in car, and still got your job. Somebody need to tell God thank you...Ã°Ã°
Thank You quotes
Eat with your friends dont compete with them the hustle is against poverty not friendship
Your continued stay is an extension of ur irrelevance
If you sell your father's land to buy a trumpet where will you stand to blow it? Nigerians don't sell your vote
It baffles me how unemployed people still get money to buy weed
Fun Phrase quotes
How old were you when you discovered that *Oando* was an acronym for O and O (Ocean and Oil)?
How old were you when you discovered that the letters R.A.V in the name RAV4 stand for Recreation Activity Vehicle?
How old were you when you discovered that Eminem means 'Every Mother Is Nice Except Mine'?
Rap Music quotes
Why do we have to clean the house the night before the house cleaners clean the house?
Dear parents, STOP getting in your kids faces talking about all you did for them. Bought clothes for them? Kept a roof over they head? Fed them when they was hungry? That's your JOB. You took that responsibility on when you chose to become a parent.
Why can't fishermen be generous? Because their business makes them sell fish!
How do we know that soccer referees are happy? Because they whistle while they work
How old were you when you realized that ADIDAS stands for All Day I Dream About Sport?
The African American will now learn to call the African countries by their names not just Africa.
Donald Trump Won quotes
When they move from Europe to Africa=Voyages of discovery. When we move from Africa to Europe =Illegal immigrants. A group of Africans in Europe= Refugees. A group of Europeans in Africa= Tourists. A group of Africans in the bush= Poachers A group of Europeans in bush= Hunters. Black people working in a foreign country = foreigners White people working in a foreign country = expatriates
My drunk friend wanted to be a lawyer..so I called him to the bar.
When I hear US presidential candidates say make America great again, I become confused. Which other greatness do they want? President Buhari please make Nigeria great again
Eventually everything is fantastically high in a fantastically blessed country. Am really fantastically frustrated. What a fantastic Change!
The number of times the Nigerian Airforce one has landed in foreign lands is more than the number of times we have had fuel and electricity
Pastors, don't get too excited when you see crowd in church on Sunday... They came to charge phones! NIGERIATODAY
Long Distance Relationship
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