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Mitchjs1991 Quotes & Sayings
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If life deals you a shitty hand, bluff the shit out of it!
Mitchell Sakundiak
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You know what they mean by beauty isn't on the inside right? It means once you're inside her it's beautiful!
Mitchell Sakundiak
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I swear to god, the next time in nearly asleep and I get a text I'm going to bully and humiliate them with harsh texts!
Mitchell Sakundiak
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Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we don't want to meet up with you and you're a walking land whale..
Mitchell Sakundiak
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It's funny how one person can mean the world to you make you feel so good and so bad so fast, I don't know how many more pieces of my heart are left to break..
Mitchell Sakundiak
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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police..
Mitchell Sakundiak
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Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells like penis and semen.
Mitchell Sakundiak
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
Mitchell Sakundiak
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One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a lightning bolt hits the tip of my penis the voice of Morgan Freeman says SON! You' plugged her good last night , now go home and block her on facebook before she inboxes you and annoys the fuck out of you..
Mitchell Sakundiak
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A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Mitchell Sakundiak
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my digits so fuck me crazy !
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If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone..
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