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Mom Quotes About Funny
11 Mom quotes tagged with Funny.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Mothers Day quotes
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Being A Woman quotes
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.
I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
The phrase "working mother " is redundant.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
50th Wedding Anniversary
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