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Morning Quotes About Funny
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12 Morning quotes tagged with Funny.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
Unknown
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Unknown
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There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
Unknown
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I'd like mornings better if they started later.
Unknown
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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