TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Oscar Levant Funny Quotes
click me
6 entries tagged Funny quotes by Oscar Levant.
Last updated Apr 2024
Oscar Levant Topics
Friendship
Celebrity
Friends
Politicians
Talent
Humility
Envy
Drinking
Virginity
Indecision
Funny
Genius
Enemies
Time
Hollywood
Books
Drink
Humor
Jokes
Funny Unemployment
Show more
QUOTES
I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
Oscar Levant
13 Likes
Funny quotes
Friends quotes
Sponsored Links
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Oscar Levant
15 Likes
Celebrity quotes
Funny quotes
Virginity quotes
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Oscar Levant
14 Likes
Funny quotes
Books quotes
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
20 Likes
Funny quotes
Drink quotes
A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first.
Oscar Levant
23 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Sponsored Links
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
93 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
1
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 24
Achievement
Appreciate Life
Communism
Crisis
Dreams
Faith
Family
Feliz Dia De Las Madres
First Impressions
Gods
Happy Birthday
Heart Touching
Letting Go
Love
Motivational
Negative Friendship
Perception
Philosophical
Respect
Rhetoric
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™