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Oscar Wilde Funny Quotes
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52 entries tagged Funny quotes by Oscar Wilde.
Last updated Apr 2024
Oscar Wilde Topics
Wisdom
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
Oscar Wilde
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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
Oscar Wilde
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Oscar Wilde
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
Oscar Wilde
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Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
Oscar Wilde
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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Oscar Wilde
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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar Wilde
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
Oscar Wilde
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Oscar Wilde
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