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Phyllis Diller Funny Quotes
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9 entries tagged Funny quotes by Phyllis Diller.
Last updated Apr 2024
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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37 Likes
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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10 Likes
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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I admit, I have a tremendous s.. drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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162 Likes
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Phyllis Diller
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