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Random Quotes About Funny
11 Random quotes tagged with Funny.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn ...
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W C Fields
No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Being A Woman
Funny New Years Resolution
Hold You Down
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