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Religious Quotes About Funny
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11 Religious quotes tagged with Funny.
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I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
Peter Ustinov
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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Homer Simpson
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I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Bob Davies
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
Joan Rivers
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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
Sholom Aleichem
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton Sheen
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I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
Orson Welles
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
James H Kabbler III
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Ronald Knox
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charlie Brown
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