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Sarcastic Christmas Quotes About Funny Christmas Card
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23 Sarcastic Christmas quotes tagged with Funny Christmas Card.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
Unknown
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own sh...
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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