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School Quotes About Humor

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23 School quotes tagged with Humor.

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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.

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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers want to kill me.

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No teacher, I don't know the answer. That's why my hand isn't raised.

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A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation.

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Clapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard.

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The best advice I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.

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TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.

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M.A.T.H = Mental Abuse to Humans.

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If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.

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Clapping the longest during an assembly because you're a fearless bastard.

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At school, I risk my phone's life to text you.

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Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??

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Rule of math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong.

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If teachers can't teach every subject, why do students have to Iearn them all?

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Things I've learned in school: if the homework is study or read...you don't have any homework.

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Mum, Dad, dont worry everyone failed the test...

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I always become the most religious person the day before a test.

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If we are suppose to forget about the past, why do we have to take history class anyway?

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When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the studying part.

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the studying part.

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Math and English must of had a relationship. How else did we get Algebra then?

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