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Scott Roeben Funny Quotes
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7 entries tagged Funny quotes by Scott Roeben.
Last updated Apr 2024
Scott Roeben Topics
Funny
Jokes
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God
Sex
Women
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I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.
Scott Roeben
14 Likes
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What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.
Scott Roeben
25 Likes
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S.. is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Scott Roeben
88 Likes
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As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
Scott Roeben
34 Likes
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They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?
Scott Roeben
7 Likes
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Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
Scott Roeben
61 Likes
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
Scott Roeben
47 Likes
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