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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, I'm fu..ing expensive.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.
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