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29 Sleep quotes tagged with Funny.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
Unknown
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Nikhil Saluja
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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'
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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
Betty White
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
Unknown
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
Unknown
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How to sleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...
Unknown
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I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
Unknown
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Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
Sara Underwood
56 Likes
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I like sleeping, its like death without commitment.
Unknown
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Taking 'naps' sounds so childish...I prefer to call them 'horizontal life pauses.'
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
Unknown
291 Likes
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My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.
Unknown
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.
Unknown
101 Likes
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I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night!
Unknown
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Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Lynn Johnston
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
52 Likes
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