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Stephen King Funny Quotes
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4 entries tagged Funny quotes by Stephen King.
Last updated Mar 2024
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You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such a power might be given to the gods, but it was not given to women and men, and that was probably a good thing. Had it been otherwise, people would probably die of old age still trying to rewrite their teens.
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People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Stephen King
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I work until beer oclock.
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I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
Stephen King
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